10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 900 mile ride has made it difficult to raise
arm.
7. Reflection from $8000 worth of approaching bolt-on chrome momentarily
blinded him..
6. The espresso machine just finished brewing.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and BMW accessories
dealer to buy BMW chrome pegs.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the windshield height, programmable CD
player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
So true.
