10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.

9. Too much leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.

8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

7. Afraid to let go of handgrip because it might vibrate off.

6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.

5. Still angry from taking out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new
Harley.

4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized HD is
partially owned by Japanese motto manufacturers.

3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their
ears like everyone else.

2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on
spiked helmet.

1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a BMW
K1200LT.

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