in my house around 2 am, walking down the stairs, and i can see out onto my patio/deck. i see a figure standing and peeking into the house, he doesnt see me. i sneak through the kitchen and stay low, and book it towards the door, full blown sprint, slam my hands on the door and watch a hooded guy jump the deck rail (12ft+ off the ground) and take off, i grab a bat or something, cant remember exactly, and run out onto the deck and see him take off, we called the cops and they came and found footprints all around our house.

next week, the same guy breaks into a house 3 doors down, the owner of the house is a baseball coach...he has bats..lots of bats, the burglar was beat to shit and jailed.


post any burglar stories here!!

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Some guy has broken into the house 2 doors down from us on atleast 3 occasions, he uses a key though

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hahaha youd think they would change the locks

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I love catching teh crooks

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Yeah, you'd think he'd be smarter with working for teh FBI and all too. But he's just a security guard there

He once stole some of their stationary and used it in a complaint to our mutual next door neighbor that he left in their mailbox, he got in big trouble

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i paranoid of that shit sometimes...

no ones ever broken into my home..
BUT... we used to have this pitbull/boxer mix "DUKE" lol he was a real bitch untill you got really close... then he would usually go for the nuts...

my family doesnt belive in keeping pets inside so he was chained up behind the house by my parents window...

anyway, we went to grand canyon one day and when we came back i went around to check on the dog... he broke the chain and there was white fluff that fills those fluffy jackets everywhere along with a few chunks that looked to be ripped off a jacket...hmmm...

then i look at the window and it was half open and the screen that was over the window was broken and taken off...

now what i think happend was he saw the dog was a little bitch so he walked passed him, took off the screen off the window, and thats when "DUKE" jumped that mark-ass-trick

never had issues with burglars, but i did get mugged when i lived in england. i was about 13 and i was walking through the alleyway back to my street texting a friend. about 2 seconds later, a guy from a group of about 6 came up and said "hey man, give me your phone"

so i was like no way and he grabbed my face by my eyes and my chin. the other guys came and started to go through my pockets while two of them held me down. all they wanted was my phone so i gave it to them.

as they left i started to follow them but the one guy threatened me with a knife and i asked him to show it to me otherwise id keep following. i figured for what it was worth, id drop it and leave. i walked back home with bruises under my eyes and chin from where the guy held me. my dad blew up at me later that night because the phone i was using was one i bought from a friend and he had told me to give it back to him since i already had a perfectly good working phone.

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hahaha

the only other experience my family has had with a burglar was my gramps. he owned a theater in erie penn. and there was an arsonist going around all the local area theaters...needless to say, a WW2 veteran wasnt going to sit on his ass. he sat in the basement of his theater waiting for the guy all week, guy broke in, and gramps broke his face with a louisville slugga.

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hahah best story ever, you dont fuck with guys who've been to war

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yeah, he was a cool guy though, not shell shocked or anything

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haha

I was on the comp one night at like 2 amish? and heard a car go by my house (dead end street, no reason for there to be cars). They parked at the end of the street and started walking towards my house. I grabbed my 12 gauage pump, put 3 buckshot shells in it and went out the front door as they walked up the driveway. They opened my garage door and I walked around the house and said something. They both looked said "oh shit" and took off running.

bitches

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Here's mine: More of peeping tom, don't know final intentions.

One night my mom, sister and I get home from church...it's about 11pm. I'm in 7th grade at the time and a bad ass too. So I go to my room and change out of my clothes into my shorts a tee. Go out he hall and hear my sister scream, so I dash for her room and I'm like "what!!!!" Someones outside she said. So I take off into the hall and dash to the back door...2 sliding clear doors. Look out and he is sprinting across the back going to the front. So I run to the front of the house and look out the window, my mom and sister are freaking out. As the guy comes around the front he's walking on the side and then comes around the car and toward the house and stops looking at me look at him. As I stare at him I'm like wtf The guy is about 6' 10" with a brown stocking over his head!!! His waist is over the top of my moms car!!! He just stands there with the stocking on and a huge coat and jeans, so at this point he's put some fear in me because he stopped instead of fleeting and he's starring too. I close the curtains and say mom call 911, she's already calling though. I look out the window again about 2 more times and each time he is still standing there but just a lil closer to the door each time. The final time I look out he is gone...WTF where the hell is this freak???
Usually, my stepdad would be home right after us but he made a stop and didn't answer his car phone. He's 6' 3" 270 so I woulda felt alot better if he would've pulled up while this green giant was starring at me.

He gets home about 7 minutes after all this and we tell him and he's immediately discribes the guy to me and dashes out because he saw the guy walking down the street....but the guy is now gone...moms calls police and tell them nevermind...we never see the guy again. Crazy thing is when we got home he had to be in the backyard as when were walking to the front door or either on the side of the house..... SCARY SHIT!!! And how'd the guy know which room was my sisters!!!!

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One night im sleeping soundly and my step dad is taking a shower. The bathroom window faces the drive way so you can see everything thats going on from the bathroom but you cant see in it at all. So some guy rolls up and scopes out my car and then does the same to my step dads van. My step dad opens the bathroom window and screams hey asshole what are you doing and the guy books it.

He tells me the story the next morning so I get uber paranoid. So I post on my local forum and on superhonda looking for advice on what to do. Every one tells me the same thing one of these days this week they are gonna try and snatch it and its probably gonna be within the first three days that that shit went down. So im like fuck this Im taking the law into my own hands. I had pics of my encounter to I posted them up I think.

So Im chiling watching my car and I figure if they come they will come around 2 - 5 am because thats when every one is dead asleep. So when 2 am rolls around I get in the back seat of my car with some tools.
1. Baseball bat
2. Knife
3. Book
4. Big gulp
5. Mad nachos

Through out the course of the night I keep seeing this red truck.

so Im chilling in the car and talking to some one on the phone I think it was leftlaneb*tch from super honda. Im in the car for an hour and im like fuck this. So i set up a chair in the bushes where I can see but cant be seen. Im there chilling till my freinds come by at around 3:30 they want in on the action to so im like we need better weapons so they bring paintball guns with frozen pellets and we are all chilling in the bushes waiting for a nigga to pull some shit. Around 4:30 we are like meh we dont think any one is coming so we head to 7 11 get some shit and come back at around 445 they leave me and im like score the car isnt stolen. Then all of a sudden I see this red truck just floor it around the corner when he sees me.

Im like ZOMG ITS THEM!!!! so i throw the bat in the back seat fire up the accord and pull out in reverse but I see the guy turn the corner so im like fuck it I wont be able to find him so I bust a u turn and am going to pull back into my space when I see him flooring it down the road he just went around the block and crossed my street. So im like fuck this its ninja vigilante time!!! So I floor it and fly around the corner I see his car a block away and slam the gas to the floor. im starting to catch up and he turns I follow him. Im getting pretty amped so im like i need to call the police!

Im following this guy all around the neighbor hood he keeps trying to lose me and the police are on there way. Im definately not losing this guy and Im like Im gonna catch this fuck so then the guy slams on the breaks and gets out of the truck and he has something long in his hand like a big brick or peice of wood. So im like that mother fucker was gonna break the window and just bounce with my shit so i get out of the car bat in hand and scream you wanna die mother fucker!!!! Why the fuck are you all up in my neighbor hood checking my car out and shit!!! drop that shit in your hand. He drops it and I when it hits the floor I realise what it is. A news paper I glance over at his truck bed and its filled with news papers.

It was the fucking paper boy. Then the cops show up right as im putting the bat away and we both tell our sides of the story. The metro cop is pissed but I knew the two night shift cops. One of them taught me judo when I was little and the other guys kid and me went to high school together. So they just laughed it off and asked the paper boy if it was alright. He was cool about it and I appologized.


Needless to say im an idiot. I did manage to get a chuckle from the local cops.

Cop1: you dumb shit whats more important your car or your life?

Cop2: what the hell do you think you are getting into car chases and weilding weapons like some crazed vigilante

me: a ninja?

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maybe they did change the locks, but he's using a bumpkey?

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when i first moved to az there was people prowling/steeling cars on thursday nights at my appartment complex

so me and a buddie every thursday would setup a stake out across the street from midnight till 5am, we had lawnchairs, case of beer, bottle of whiskey, pack of smokes, machetes

nothing happened for 2 weeks except we got drunk across the street, but on the 3rd week, we got to have fun, we see an older saab pull in and 3 people got out and 1 stayed in the car, we watched them trying to break into my roommates blazer, looking in the windows of my car and looking at other cars, so we came blazing across the street drunk as monkeys swinging machetes and they ran back to their ride and got the fuck out before we got to them

they never came back

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hahaah sounds like arizona... people steal cars here non stop....

BTW... where did u live.... what neighborhood? i live in ghettoslope

that was at the northridge appartments, between 21st and 19th ave on thunderbird

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haha on the north side of thunderbird? lol thats where my GF lived...


im on 7th st and peoria.. you were down the street from me bro


BTW... see my sig? thats the road that goes down the hilton hotel on 7th st

i got really drunk at that hilton hotel before, that place is nice as fuck

and you dont live on 7th st and peoria, you live on 918 e brown

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im gonna go ahead and say this si some of the most entertaining stuff....mrmyz i loved your story, i got sooo hyped to hear the outcome...and then...a fucking paperboy...

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