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March 14th, 2006, 12:46 AM
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TJ Wanabe
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funny joke
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
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March 14th, 2006, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Soarer_TT
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
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hahahahahaha that one was good that one was good
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March 14th, 2006, 12:53 AM
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TJ Wanabe
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funny thing is i can imagine the dude laughin and sayin that, makes it even funnier
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March 14th, 2006, 12:53 AM
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yeah, that's like the white guy, the hispanic and the black guy on the desert island. "i'll have a coke"
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March 14th, 2006, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by macbasq
yeah, that's like the white guy, the hispanic and the black guy on the desert island. "i'll have a coke"
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heh?....
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March 14th, 2006, 12:56 AM
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Blood Mist Assasin
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that was actually funny
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March 14th, 2006, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ALtronX
heh?....
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it was in boondock saints
Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
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March 14th, 2006, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by macbasq
it was in boondock saints
Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
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ahhhhhh lol
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March 14th, 2006, 01:32 AM
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Blood Mist Assasin
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Originally Posted by ALtronX
ahhhhhh lol
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you have seriously never seen boondock saints? |
March 14th, 2006, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jon ROCKS!!!!
you have seriously never seen boondock saints?
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good movie
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March 14th, 2006, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jon ROCKS!!!!
you have seriously never seen boondock saints?
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ive seen the boondocks, but not the boondock saints no
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March 14th, 2006, 02:15 AM
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March 14th, 2006, 03:03 AM
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both funny as shit. made my night.
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March 14th, 2006, 03:04 AM
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Blood Mist Assasin
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Originally Posted by ALtronX
ive seen the boondocks, but not the boondock saints no
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March 14th, 2006, 03:39 AM
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aye that is so wrong
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March 14th, 2006, 03:50 AM
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a man and his wife are in the living room she's being quiet for once and he's reading the paper.
Finally she breaks her silence and he starts to fall into a deep deep depression
Wife: If I died would you remarry?
Husband: No of course not
Wife: Don't you like being married?
Husband: I love being married
Wife: Then why wouldn't you want to get remarried?
Husband: fine I'll get remarried
Wife: would you live with her in this house
Husband: well it is paid off so yeah probably
Wife: and would she drive my car?
Husband: it's brand new and we're going to be paying for it for a few more years so yeah I suppose...
Wife: would you sleep in our bed?
husband: it's a good bed nice and comfortable
Wife: would you take down all the pictures of me
Husband: seems like it would be appropriate to put pictures of her on the walls
Wife: would she use my golf clubs?
husband: no, she's left handed....Fuck!
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March 14th, 2006, 10:04 AM
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hahaha all good ones.
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March 14th, 2006, 11:10 AM
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Ultimate Shield
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hahahaha
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March 14th, 2006, 01:20 PM
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Hells Wind Staff
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 Hahahahahaha repped!
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March 14th, 2006, 01:26 PM
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Electric Sheep
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lol!!!!
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