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March 11th, 2006, 01:56 AM
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I'm a terrible son
Well my Mom has this weird habit. If she sees papers or whatever on the counter that aren't hers she'll look thru em anyway.
At work the birth certificate clerks work in the same office as me.
The other day they had fresh off the presses pamphlets about establishing paternity and legal fatherhood etc.
Mom and I had an interesting conversation when I got home tonight...
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Bitch did you hear what I typed.
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March 11th, 2006, 01:58 AM
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TJ Wanabe
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Oh yea, I stayed home for Spring Break...I only live 35mins away.
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March 11th, 2006, 02:02 AM
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Fayetteville is more than 35 minutes from Charleston and wtf does that have to do with this thread?
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March 11th, 2006, 02:03 AM
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????? ehhh?
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YA baby just like that.....
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March 11th, 2006, 02:04 AM
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you live with her? gtf0 ASAP if thats the case. im out on my ass in a couple months...
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March 11th, 2006, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by 95db8
you live with her? gtf0 ASAP if thats the case. im out on my ass in a couple months...
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nah she's got medical problems so I can't really move out at the moment.
The pamphlets were just because I love messing with her
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March 11th, 2006, 02:19 AM
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you are teh worstest son ever, you need to diaf asap1!!!!
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March 11th, 2006, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by jon ROCKS!!!!
you are teh worstest son ever, you need to diaf asap1!!!!
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pretty much
but it's payback for this one time when we used to drive in to work together and we heard a commercial on the radio for a local porn store and she asked me if I'd ever been there and when I said no she said "oh it's a nice little place"
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March 11th, 2006, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by dogyamissedit
pretty much
but it's payback for this one time when we used to drive in to work together and we heard a commercial on the radio for a local porn store and she asked me if I'd ever been there and when I said no she said "oh it's a nice little place"
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hahahaha your mom is 
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March 11th, 2006, 02:22 AM
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but it's payback for this one time when we used to drive in to work together and we heard a commercial on the radio for a local porn store and she asked me if I'd ever been there and when I said no she said "oh it's a nice little place"
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yea, that is just fucking creepy   |
March 11th, 2006, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by ALtronX
hahahaha your mom is |
as parents go mine are pretty cool
when I was 14 or so my Dad kinda figured that I knew enough about sex etc so he started telling me dirty jokes and pointing out hot chicks. One time (and this is the short version) I got this girls number on a plane when I was 17 and then the airline lost my bags and the shirt I was wearing got thrown in the wash at my Dad's apartment in Abu Dhabi with her # in the pocket and a few days later Dad was like
Dad: Sorry that didn't work out for you
Me: It's okay I wasn't going to marry her or anything
Dad: yeah but it still could have been fun for you she was pretty cute.
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March 11th, 2006, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by dogyamissedit
as parents go mine are pretty cool
when I was 14 or so my Dad kinda figured that I knew enough about sex etc so he started telling me dirty jokes and pointing out hot chicks. One time (and this is the short version) I got this girls number on a plane when I was 17 and then the airline lost my bags and the shirt I was wearing got thrown in the wash at my Dad's apartment in Abu Dhabi with her # in the pocket and a few days later Dad was like
Dad: Sorry that didn't work out for you
Me: It's okay I wasn't going to marry her or anything
Dad: yeah but it still could have been fun for you she was pretty cute.
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March 11th, 2006, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by dogyamissedit
pretty much
but it's payback for this one time when we used to drive in to work together and we heard a commercial on the radio for a local porn store and she asked me if I'd ever been there and when I said no she said "oh it's a nice little place"
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LOL!! That's the kind of thing I'd be telling my kids. |
March 11th, 2006, 02:46 AM
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LOL!! That's the kind of thing I'd be telling my kids.
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you would be talking about getting the wang headbutted  |
March 11th, 2006, 02:47 AM
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LOL!! That's the kind of thing I'd be telling my kids.
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how are my little pussy magnets doing anyway?
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March 11th, 2006, 03:11 AM
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how are my little pussy magnets doing anyway?
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last i heard, they got 2 girls prego and are working on their third
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March 11th, 2006, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ALtronX
last i heard, they got 2 girls prego and are working on their third
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yup those would be jovers kids alright not even out of diapers and already spreading the seed....
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March 11th, 2006, 03:14 AM
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yup those would be jovers kids alright not even out of diapers and already spreading the seed....
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they reproduce like rabbits |
March 11th, 2006, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by dogyamissedit
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but it's payback for this one time when we used to drive in to work together and we heard a commercial on the radio for a local porn store and she asked me if I'd ever been there and when I said no she said "oh it's a nice little place"
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hhhaah ur mom fuckings owns
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March 11th, 2006, 10:18 AM
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yeah that's pretty cool...
my parents suck.
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