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March 6th, 2006, 09:14 PM
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TJ Wanabe
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Kansas City
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Joke HA HA
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Johnny got so frustrated, that he went up to her and said:
“I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you.”
“ NO WAY!” - said the girl.
I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. Her boyfriend instructed her to ask for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, so he would not even be able to get his pants down! She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks:
“What happened?”
“The bastard used coins!” - She said.
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before accepting and getting screwed.
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March 6th, 2006, 09:15 PM
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TJ Wanabe
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Location: Greeneville, TN
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Rofl1
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March 6th, 2006, 09:15 PM
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TJ Wanabe
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Soarer_TT
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Johnny got so frustrated, that he went up to her and said:
“I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you.”
“ NO WAY!” - said the girl.
I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. Her boyfriend instructed her to ask for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, so he would not even be able to get his pants down! She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks:
“What happened?”
“The bastard used coins!” - She said.
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before accepting and getting screwed.
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hahahaha
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Originally Posted by jon ROCKS!!!!
if it makes you feel better, i fucked your mother
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March 6th, 2006, 09:16 PM
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Noob
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nice.
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toni rose says stfu
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March 6th, 2006, 09:16 PM
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...like the turbo
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haha i saw that coming before you even typed it
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March 6th, 2006, 09:28 PM
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Hells Wind Staff
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March 6th, 2006, 09:54 PM
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Boost Addict
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now thats thinking! 
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March 6th, 2006, 09:55 PM
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Made Member
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Lmfao!
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March 6th, 2006, 10:14 PM
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Made Member
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March 6th, 2006, 10:28 PM
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Blood Mist Assasin
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Originally Posted by Retroshark
haha i saw that coming before you even typed it
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same here, but i still found it quite amusing |
March 6th, 2006, 10:38 PM
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TJ Wanabe
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4/10
that was kinda weak d00d
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March 6th, 2006, 10:45 PM
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TJ Wanabe
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I gotta use this joke tomorrow
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March 6th, 2006, 11:35 PM
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Hells Wind Staff
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HAHAHAHAHAH nice ima use this one
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YA baby just like that.....
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March 6th, 2006, 11:39 PM
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TJ Wanabe
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I shall use this tomorrow
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March 6th, 2006, 11:40 PM
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Made Member
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haha that was good
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March 7th, 2006, 12:10 AM
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Ultimate Shield
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Lmao!!!
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March 7th, 2006, 02:40 AM
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Boost Addict
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hahaa definetly made me chuckle
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March 7th, 2006, 03:12 AM
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Ultimate Shield
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Originally Posted by suicide_pinai
nice.
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wait a min....10 character limit is no more?
p.s. - funny joke. |
March 7th, 2006, 03:29 AM
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Noob
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Location: dirty jersey
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Originally Posted by HondaGuy1122
wait a min....10 character limit is no more?
p.s. - funny joke.
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tis now 5 niggy
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toni rose says stfu
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