Love the bit about the the spare tire doubling as a pool and the heating control cracked. Mine was fine last year and I was like "why does everybody complain about it" then finally 16 years later (6 months ago) it cracked too, i was like,
- When you know exactly how many CRX's are withing the surrounding area, and all their owners by name.
- When you visit/browse Ebay/ and other car selling websites looking for CRX's even though you have one, and are not planing to buy another one.
- When you laugh when people describe a 2600 pound car as a "light" car.
- When your friends pull a prank of you on april fools by picking up the car and moving it around a corner, and making you think the car was stolen (it was like 10 of them but still)
- When nobody else understands what attracts you to a the car.
- When you consider the EF hatches a redheaded stepchild of the CRX.
- When you do U turns on manhole covers (Who remembers this one?

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- When your rear end comes out and you do nothing to stop it, because you know that once it goes, its gone, and you just pray for it to comeback.
- When you consider modern features like power windows and power door locks unecessary heavy weight adding features.
- When you know that something is wrong if your car isnt making any noices.
- When you know each noise your car makes and where its coming from.
- When a weight of a deck (CD unit) is one of the things you consider when purchasing one.
All i got for now, I know there are some things im not hitting at but its 3 am right now so its all good.